My niece set up this useless thingamajig for me. Says it would be “helpful” to keep track of council records in this manner. Considering it is my bumbling niece, though, doubtless this will similarly fail to function.
There is a general air of unrest amongst the council as of late; disturbing rumors are drifting in from the outskirts of Whoville (an area slightly out of the bounds of governmental management) about aggressive behavior. Of course these are the selfsame neanderthalic, unorganized Whos who prefer their toast butterside down, so who’s to say they can be trusted at all? As of now we are dismissing the rumors to be merely that, rumors. As this is a matter of need-to-know basis, and as it is generally agreed the Mayor never needs to know, we have yet to inform the boob. As a result, we expect things to run smoothly.
Landscaping plans regarding the Truffula trees on the other side of town have been submitted for the approval of the council; they’ll be put up for consideration some time next week.
Also put up for consideration: the replacement of that bag Ms Yelp. Yes, I saw
what she called me on her whoSpace, don’t think you can get anything past these